{"id":19379,"date":"2025-06-25T18:32:09","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T18:32:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=19379"},"modified":"2025-06-25T18:32:09","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T18:32:09","slug":"video-tommy-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=19379","title":{"rendered":"Video: Tommy Got!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher asked him:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &#038; \u00a35 to Katie, what would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Apparently\u2026 Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_9652-300x242.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_9652-300x242.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/IMG_9652.png 424w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: \u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &#038; \u00a35&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19380,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19381,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19379\/revisions\/19381"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}