In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl.<\/p>\n
The young girl proposes, \u201cIf each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.\u201d<\/p>\n
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.<\/p>\n
And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs.<\/p>\n
Then she says, \u201cIf each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I\u2019ll show you my thighs,\u201d and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill.<\/p>\n
The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.<\/p>\n
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.<\/p>\n
Then the young girl says, \u201cIf you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.\u201d<\/p>\n
All three fork over the money.<\/p>\n
The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they\u2019re passing. \u201cSee there in the distance.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s the hospital where I had it done!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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