A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower.<\/p>\n
He realized that he couldn\u2019t find the rake and yelled up to his wife. \u201cWhere is the rake?\u201d<\/p>\n
She couldn\u2019t hear, and she yelled back, \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
He pointed to his eye and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.<\/p>\n
His wife wasn\u2019t sure and said, \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
He repeated the gestures. \u201cEYE \u2013 KNEED \u2013 THE RAKE\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife replied that she understands and signals back.<\/p>\n
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.<\/p>\n
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to that one.<\/p>\n
Exasperated, He went upstairs and asked her, \u201cWhat the hell was that?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replies:<\/p>\n
\u201cEYE \u2013 LEFT TI*T \u2013 BEHIND \u2013 THE BUSH!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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