Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.<\/p>\n
The first one says, \u201cMy Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second one says, \u201cThat\u2019s nothing.
\nMy Daddy can eat six.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, \u201cMy Daddy can eat light bulbs.\u201d
\nThe other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind.<\/p>\n
They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.<\/p>\n
Little Jonny replies,<\/p>\n
\u201cLast night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said,
\n\u2018Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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