Three elderly brothers\u201496, 94, and 92\u2014still live together in the old family house.<\/p>\n
One evening, the 96-year-old runs a bath. He puts one foot in and freezes.
\n\u201cHey!\u201d he shouts down the stairs. \u201cWas I getting in or out of the tub?\u201d<\/p>\n
The 94-year-old calls back, \u201cNo idea! I\u2019ll come check!\u201d
\nHalfway up the stairs, he stops and yells, \u201cWait\u2026 was I going up or coming down?\u201d<\/p>\n
The youngest, 92, is sitting in the kitchen, sipping coffee and shaking his head.
\n\u201cMan, I hope I never get that forgetful,\u201d he mutters. He knocks on the table for good luck.<\/p>\n
Then he stands up, walks to the door, and says, \u201cI\u2019ll be right there\u2014as soon as I see who\u2019s knocking!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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