A blind man went to a restaurant.<\/p>\n
\u201cMenu sir?\u201d asked the owner.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.\u201d<\/p>\n
The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man.<\/p>\n
The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, \u201cYes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cUnbelievable!\u201d thought the owner.<\/p>\n
The blind man ate and left.<\/p>\n
2 weeks later the blind man returned.<\/p>\n
The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, \u201cDo me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!!\u201d which she did!<\/p>\n
He then goes to the man and gives him the fork.<\/p>\n
The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says, \u201cOh, interesting! I never knew Brenda worked here!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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