{"id":1965,"date":"2023-12-15T21:14:58","date_gmt":"2023-12-15T21:14:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=1965"},"modified":"2023-12-15T21:14:58","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T21:14:58","slug":"best-funny-an-old-man-goes-into","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=1965","title":{"rendered":"Best Funny \u2013 An old man goes into"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man goes into Victoria\u2019s Secret and tells the salesperson behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. \u201cSee,\u201d explains the man, \u201cIt is my fiftieth wedding anniversary and I would like to get something pretty to surprise the little lady, if you know what I mean. \u201dWhen he gets home, his wife asks with a scowl on her face, \u201cWhere have you been?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/3-29-300x278.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"278\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1966\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/3-29-300x278.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/3-29.png 432w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cSurprise,\u201d says the old man and hands her a nice tiny teddy. The wife rips it from his hand and takes it to the bathroom to try it on. She struggles to make it fit, but it is two sizes too small. She take a long time in the bathroom and hopes her husband will lose interest and fall asleep because it is getting late into the evening.<\/p>\n<p>Finally she emerges from the bathroom with all the lights out. She is completely undressed and pretends to model it in front of him. Her husband, still sitting up, squinting to try and see finally says, \u201cFor as much money I spent on it, they could of at least ironed out the wrinkles.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man goes into Victoria\u2019s Secret and tells the salesperson behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. \u201cSee,\u201d explains the man, \u201cIt is&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1966,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1965"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1967,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965\/revisions\/1967"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}