{"id":19738,"date":"2025-08-05T16:00:40","date_gmt":"2025-08-05T16:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=19738"},"modified":"2025-08-05T16:00:40","modified_gmt":"2025-08-05T16:00:40","slug":"video-a-lady-went-into-a-bar-in-texas-and-saw-a-cowboy-with-his-feet-propped-up-on-a-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=19738","title":{"rendered":"Video: A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she\u2019d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it was true what they said about men with big feet being endowed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_0140-300x206.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_0140-300x206.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_0140.png 583w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nThe cowboy grinned and said, \u201cShore is, little lady. Why don\u2019t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him $200. Blushing, he said, \u201cWell, thankee, ma\u2019am. Ah, \u2019m real flattered.<\/p>\n<p>Ain\u2019t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. \u201cDon\u2019t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she\u2019d ever&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19740,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19738"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19741,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19738\/revisions\/19741"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}