A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,<\/p>\n
\u201cWould you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?\u201d<\/p>\n
He declines. \u201cThanks for asking, but I\u2019m not hungry right now.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s this Viagra,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s really taken the edge off my appetite.\u201d<\/p>\n
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?\u201d<\/p>\n
He declines. \u201cThe Viagra,\u201d he says, \u201cIts really spoiled my need for food.\u201d<\/p>\n
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.<\/p>\n
\u201cWould you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?\u201d<\/p>\n
He declines again. \u201cNo,\u201d he says, \u201cit\u2019s got to be the Viagra. I\u2019m still not hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d she says, \u201cWould you mind getting off me? I\u2019m bloody starving.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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