They sometimes say that marriage is a game for the young, but if you ask any older couples, they will tell you that experience matters the most. Think of it this way, when you first get married, you are careful to do everything right. When you are older, you don\u2019t mind doing something wrong on occasion. That fact can be seen in the funniest way when an old man starts a farting contest with his wife. It\u2019s a moment in time of laughter and love, but it ends with a moment of regret.<\/p>\n
Read on. An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, \u2018Seven Points.\u2019His wife rolls over and says, \u2018What in the world was that?\u2019 The old man replied, \u2018It\u2019s fart football.\u2019<\/p>\n
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, \u2018Touchdown, tie score\u2026\u2019 After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, \u2018Aha. I\u2019m ahead 14 to 7.\u2019 Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, \u2018Touchdown, tie score.\u2019 Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, \u2018Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.\u2019<\/p>\n
Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains really hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he\u2019s got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, \u2018What in the world was that?\u2019 The old man says, \u2018Half time, switch sides.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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