{"id":19826,"date":"2025-08-10T19:05:29","date_gmt":"2025-08-10T19:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=19826"},"modified":"2025-08-10T19:05:29","modified_gmt":"2025-08-10T19:05:29","slug":"video-a-terribly-overweight-blonde-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=19826","title":{"rendered":"Video: A terribly overweight blonde woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for<\/p>\n<p>2 weeks and the next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When the blonde returned, the doctor was shocked to find she had lost nearly 20 pounds.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d the doctor said, \u201cDid you follow my instructions?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde nodded and said, \u201cI have to tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead after the third day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, from skipping.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. \u201cI want you to eat vegetables and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19827,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19828,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19826\/revisions\/19828"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}