{"id":20002,"date":"2025-08-23T20:24:57","date_gmt":"2025-08-23T20:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20002"},"modified":"2025-08-23T20:24:57","modified_gmt":"2025-08-23T20:24:57","slug":"video-cop-on-horse-says-to-a-little-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20002","title":{"rendered":"Video: Cop on horse says to a little girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike,<br \/>\n\u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl.<br \/>\n\u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d<br \/>\nand fines her $5.<\/p>\n<p>The little girl looks up at the cop and says,<br \/>\n\u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cNext year tell Santa that the tool goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20003,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20004,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20002\/revisions\/20004"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}