There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls. It\u2019s a great day to spend time with friends and sometimes, even family.<\/p>\n
An Irishman, Scotsman, and Swede were out enjoying a round of golf with their wives when something unexpected happened. In fact, it happened three times and all of the men couldn\u2019t believe it.<\/p>\n
Some things happen for the strangest reasons but I think in this particular case, it was just a very strange oversight. One thing is certain, they will make sure it never happens again.<\/p>\n
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Swede were out playing Golf with their wives.<\/p>\n
The Swede\u2019s wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.<\/p>\n
\u201cGood God, woman! Why aren\u2019t you wearing any skivvies?\u201d, Ole demanded.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, you don\u2019t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n
The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, \u201cFor the sake of decency, here\u2019s $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.\u201d<\/p>\n
Next, the Irishman\u2019s wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, was wearing no undies.<\/p>\n
\u201cBlessed Virgin Mary, woman! You\u2019ve no knickers. Why not?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replied, \u201cI can\u2019t afford any on the little money you give me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Patrick reached into his pocket and said, \u201cFor the sake of decency, here\u2019s a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lastly, the Scotsman\u2019s wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, was naked.<\/p>\n
\u201cSweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?\u201d<\/p>\n
She too explained, \u2018You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, \u201cWell, fer the love \u2018o decency, here\u2019s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit..\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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