{"id":20459,"date":"2025-10-19T23:06:43","date_gmt":"2025-10-19T23:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20459"},"modified":"2025-10-19T23:06:43","modified_gmt":"2025-10-19T23:06:43","slug":"video-a-husband-and-wife-are-having-dinner-at-a-fine-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20459","title":{"rendered":"Video: A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she\u2019ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, \u201cWho was that??!!\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_0047-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_0047-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_0047-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_0047-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_0047.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n\u201cOh,\u201d replies the husband, \u201cthat was my mistress. \u201dThe wife says, \u201cThat\u2019s it; I want a divorce. \u201cI understand,\u201d replies her husband, \u201cbut remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But\u2026 the decision is yours.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dJust then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm. \u201cWho\u2019s that woman with Jim?\u201d she asks. \u201cThat\u2019s his mistress,\u201d replies her husband. \u201cOh,\u201d says the wife, \u201c\u2026 Ours is prettier.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20460,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20461,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20459\/revisions\/20461"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}