{"id":20462,"date":"2025-10-20T14:57:58","date_gmt":"2025-10-20T14:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20462"},"modified":"2025-10-20T14:57:58","modified_gmt":"2025-10-20T14:57:58","slug":"story-as-he-walked-up-to-the-old-ladys-car-best-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20462","title":{"rendered":"Story: As he walked up to the old lady\u2019s car \u2013 Best Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"

As he walked up to old lady\u2019s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old lady\u2019s window and noticed she was as calm as could be. \u201cDo you know why I pulled you over, Ma\u2019am? \u201d\u201cNo, I do not,\u201d she replied sweetly. \u201cYou were going 10mph on the highway that\u2019s a serious hazard for other drivers.<\/p>\n

\"\" \u201dThe officer couldn\u2019t help but glance at the three terrified passengers. The little old lady pointed at the sign nearby. \u201cIsn\u2019t the speed limit 10? \u201dThe officer looked at the sign and laughed.\u201c Ma\u2019am, that\u2019s the sign telling you which highway you\u2019re on Interstate 10. \u201dThe little old lady burst out in a fit of giggles, \u201cOh, I\u2019m sorry! \u201dThe officer decided it was an honest mistake and was going to let her go. But curiosity got the better of him. \u201cCan I ask \u2026 \u201cCan I ask why your passengers are so scared? \u201dThe little old lady laughed again. \u201cProbably because I just got off Interstate 175.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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