A woman marries the man of her dreams, but on their wedding night, he insists on keeping the lights off and staying under the sheets.<\/p>\n
She finds it a little odd but assumes he\u2019s just shy and doesn\u2019t think much of it.<\/p>\n
Over the next 30 years, they build a beautiful life together. They buy a house, get a dog, and raise three wonderful children. But there\u2019s one thing that still bothers her\u2014her husband always insists on keeping the lights off at night.<\/p>\n
One evening, curiosity finally gets the best of her. Determined to figure out why, she hides a flashlight under her pillow. Just as things get cozy, she suddenly throws back the sheets and shines the light.<\/p>\n
To her shock, she discovers something completely unexpected.<\/p>\n
Furious and feeling betrayed, she starts yelling. \u201cHow could you keep this from me for 30 years? I trusted you! I feel like such a fool!\u201d<\/p>\n
Her husband sighs, waits for her to finish, and calmly says,<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll explain this if you explain the kids.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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