{"id":20553,"date":"2025-11-04T23:45:14","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T23:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20553"},"modified":"2025-11-04T23:45:14","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T23:45:14","slug":"video-a-guy-stuck-his-head-into-a-barber-shop-and-asked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20553","title":{"rendered":"Video: A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, \u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, \u201cAbout 2 hours.\u201d The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, \u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0625-300x190.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0625-300x190.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0625.png 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> The barber looked around at the shop and said, \u201cAbout 3 hours.\u201d The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, \u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The barber looked around the shop and said, \u201cAbout an hour and a half.\u201d The said, \u201cAbout an hour and a half.\u201d The guy left. The barber turned to his friend<br \/>\nand said, \u201cHey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, \u201cSo, where does he go when he leaves?\u201d Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, \u201cYour house!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, \u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d The barber looked around the shop full of customers&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20554,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20555,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20553\/revisions\/20555"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}