An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says \u201cI want to get a tattoo\u201d.<\/p>\n
The artist hesitantly replies \u201cWell, ok where would you like this tattoo?\u201d<\/p>\n
Old lady: \u201cactually I want two, one on the inside of my left thigh and one and the inside of my right thigh\u201d<\/p>\n
Artist: \u201cyou know how much this will hurt? Are you really sure you want them there?\u201d<\/p>\n
Old lady barks at him: \u201cof course I know that\u2019s where I want them! I don\u2019t care how much it will hurt!\u201d<\/p>\n
Artist: \u201cokay, whatever you want then. Let\u2019s take a look at art the art book to see if there is something you want.\u201d<\/p>\n
Old lady: \u201cI already know what I want. I want a Christmas tree on my left thigh, and a turkey on my right thigh\u201d<\/p>\n
Artist: \u201cuhhhh ok, I will do that, but could you answer me as to why you would want such a thing?\u201d<\/p>\n
Old lady: \u201cBecause in sick of my husband complaining there is nothing to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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