{"id":20590,"date":"2025-11-07T21:54:28","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T21:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20590"},"modified":"2025-11-07T21:54:28","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T21:54:28","slug":"video-this-boy-just-got-expelled-from-school-but-when-his-dad-asked-why-he-told-him-this-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20590","title":{"rendered":"Video: THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL. BUT WHEN HIS DAD ASKED WHY, HE TOLD HIM THIS"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father \u201cDad, our math teacher is asking to see you.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat happened?\u201d The father asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, she asks me, \u2018How much is 7 * 9?\u2019 I answer \u201963\u2019 , then she asks, \u2018And 9 * 7?\u2019 so I asked \u2018What\u2019s the f*cking difference?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u201cIndeed, what is the difference?\u201d asks the father.<\/p>\n

\u201dSure, I\u2019ll go.\u201d The next day, the boy comes home from school<\/p>\n

\u201cDad, have you gone by the school?\u201d He asks.
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\n\u201cNot yet. \u201cWell when you do, come and see the gym teacher also. \u201cWhy?\u201d asks the father. The boy explains, \u201cWell we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did.<\/p>\n

Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. \u2018Now,\u2019 he says, \u2018lift your left leg,\u2019 so I asked \u2018What, am I suppose to stand on my cock!?\u2019 \u201cExactly,\u201d says the father. \u201cAlright, I\u2019ll come. \u201cThe next day, the boy asks his father \u201cDid you go to school? \u201cNo, not yet. \u201cDon\u2019t bother, I got expelled.<\/p>\n

\u201cSurprised, the father asks \u201cWhy did you get expelled? \u201cWell, they summoned me to the principal\u2019s office, and sitting there was the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher. \u201cThe f*ck was the art teacher doing there!?\u201d asks the father. \u201cThat\u2019s what I said\u201d replied the boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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