The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, \u201cWho owns the big white horse outside?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched up his gun belt, and said, \u201cI do\u2026 Why?\u201d<\/p>\n
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, \u201cI just thought you\u2019d like to know that your horse is almost dead!\u201d The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse some water, and soon he was starting to feel a little better.<\/p>\n
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, \u201cTonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.\u201d<\/p>\n
Tonto said, \u201cSure, Kemosabe!\u201d and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, \u201cWho owns that big white horse outside?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, \u201cI do, what\u2019s wrong with him this time?\u201d<\/p>\n
The cowboy says, \u201cNothin\u2019, but you left your Injun runnin\u2019!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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