One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, \u201cOh, Emily, you\u2019re the one that got away.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, \u201cEmily? Who is Emily?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband, still in the depths of slumber, muttered, \u201cEmily, your laughter is the melody of my heart.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife, now fully awake and boiling with anger, shook him vigorously and demanded, \u201cI demand to know who this Emily is!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband, startled awake, looked at his wife with a mix of confusion and panic and then said, \u201cHoney, it was just a dream. You know I can\u2019t even remember where I put my own socks, let alone some Emily Bristlewright from Cattle Street in Manchester, who works as a part-time dentist!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, \u201cOh, Emily, you\u2019re the one that got away.\u201d The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, \u201cEmily?… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20695,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20696,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20694\/revisions\/20696"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}