{"id":20752,"date":"2025-11-26T21:13:57","date_gmt":"2025-11-26T21:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20752"},"modified":"2025-11-26T21:13:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-26T21:13:57","slug":"video-funny-a-married-couple-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20752","title":{"rendered":"Video: Funny \u2013 A married couple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, \u201cHow is that even possible?\u201d Husband replied, \u201cWell, we went to a ranch for our honeymoon. While horse riding, my wife\u2019s horse jumped and my wife fell off. She got up and patted the horse and said \u201cThis is your first time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0912-300x223.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20753\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0912-300x223.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0912.png 312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nAfter a while, it happened I fell off. She got up and patted the horse and said \u201cThis is your first time.\u201d After a while, it happened again and she said, \u201cThis is your second time\u201d And when it happened the third time, she pulled out a gun and shot the horse. I shouted at her and said, \u201cAre you crazy?!? You killed the horse!! \u201cShe gave me a look and said, \u201cThis is your first time.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, \u201cHow is that even possible?\u201d Husband replied, \u201cWell,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20753,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20754,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20752\/revisions\/20754"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}