{"id":20774,"date":"2025-11-28T17:59:17","date_gmt":"2025-11-28T17:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20774"},"modified":"2025-11-28T17:59:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T17:59:17","slug":"cop-on-horse-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20774","title":{"rendered":"C\u00f6p on horse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to a little girl on a bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her $5.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0944-300x170.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"170\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20775\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0944-300x170.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0944-630x359.png 630w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0944.png 706w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d The cop chuckles and that?\u201d The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cNext year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to a little girl on a bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20775,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20776,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20774\/revisions\/20776"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}