A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.<\/p>\n
A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.<\/p>\n
\u2018Nurse\u2019, he mumbles, from behind the mask.<\/p>\n
\u2018Are my privates black?<\/p>\n
\u2018Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \u2018I don\u2019t know, Sir.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m only here to wash your upper body and feet.<\/p>\n
\u2018He struggles to ask again, \u2018Nurse, please check.<\/p>\n
Are my privates black?\u2019<\/p>\n
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his privates,<\/p>\n
she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.<\/p>\n
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his privates in the other.<\/p>\n
Then, she takes a close look and says,<\/p>\n
\u2018There\u2019s nothing wrong with them, Sir!\u2019<\/p>\n
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:<\/p>\n
\u2018Thank you very much. That was wonderful,<\/p>\n
but, listen very, very closely\u2026\u2026 \u2018Are my test results back?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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