{"id":20836,"date":"2025-12-02T20:12:22","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T20:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20836"},"modified":"2025-12-02T20:12:22","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T20:12:22","slug":"im-sorry-mr-sam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20836","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019M SORRY MR.SAM !!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen! \u201cI\u2019m sorry Mr.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1010-300x174.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"174\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20837\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1010-300x174.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1010.png 691w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nSam,\u201d said the mortician, \u201cbut I can\u2019t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man\u2019s distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.<\/p>\n<p>The first person he showed was his wife. \u201cI have something to show you that you won\u2019t believe,\u201d he said, and opened his briefcase. \u201cOh, my God!\u201d she screamed, \u201cSam is dead!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20837,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20838,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20836\/revisions\/20838"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}