A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his phone rang.<\/p>\n
He listened for a moment, grinned ear to ear, and shouted,<\/p>\n
\u201cDrinks for everyone! I just became a dad!\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender started pouring as the crowd gathered to hear the story.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy wife just gave birth to a big, healthy Texas boy \u2014 twenty-five pounds!\u201d the Texan said proudly.<\/p>\n
The bar went silent. People gasped, jaws dropped, and someone even whispered, \u201cThat can\u2019t be real!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Texan smiled. \u201cThat\u2019s just how we grow \u2018em in Texas!\u201d<\/p>\n
Two weeks later, he came back to the same bar.<\/p>\n
The bartender greeted him, \u201cHey! You\u2019re the fella with the 25-pound baby! So how\u2019s he doing now?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Texan took a sip of his drink, leaned forward, and said with a smirk,<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s down to 17 pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender blinked. \u201cDown? What happened?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Texan grinned. \u201cLet\u2019s just say\u2026 he had a little operation.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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