An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.<\/p>\n
Then they heard voices.<\/p>\n
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.<\/p>\n
Scared, they called the police.<\/p>\n
The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.<\/p>\n
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.<\/p>\n
He told Dispatch,<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!\u201d<\/p>\n
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!<\/p>\n
One of the cops asked the old man,<\/p>\n
\u201cI thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them\u201c<\/p>\n
The old man replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cI thought you said, there weren\u2019t any officers available.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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