{"id":20937,"date":"2025-12-11T21:27:33","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T21:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20937"},"modified":"2025-12-11T21:27:33","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T21:27:33","slug":"video-little-johnny-and-a-little-girl-are-playing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20937","title":{"rendered":"Video: Little Johnny and a little girl are playing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny and a little girl are playing.<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have one of these and you don\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.<\/p>\n<p>The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again.<\/p>\n<p>Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have one of these and you don\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But this time the little girl just keeps on playing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow come you\u2019re not crying today,\u201d asks Little Johnny.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy mother told me,\u201d says the little girl, pulling up her dress,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cthat with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, \u201cI have one of these and you don\u2019t.\u201d The little girl&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20938,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20937"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20939,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20937\/revisions\/20939"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}