{"id":20969,"date":"2025-12-15T20:52:37","date_gmt":"2025-12-15T20:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20969"},"modified":"2025-12-15T20:52:37","modified_gmt":"2025-12-15T20:52:37","slug":"a-poor-man-told-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=20969","title":{"rendered":"A poor man told his wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.<\/p>\n<p>So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned.<\/p>\n<p>As he approached his house he was stunned by the luxurious and rich look of the house.<\/p>\n<p>He knocked on the door, and the servant opened.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs the housewife in?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>The servant replied: \u201cJust a moment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife comes out: Wife: Wow, my man, all dressed up as a rich man after these years.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1254-180x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20970\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1254-180x300.jpeg 180w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_1254.jpeg 614w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/> Husband: Guess what? I am rich.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: How?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: I went to Africa, and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Husband: I went to Africa and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand so I began to make and sell underwear and beds.<\/p>\n<p>Due to the high demand, I got rich fast.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: A man, with all of your strength, had to go all the way to Africa, making beds and underwear, to get rich, and I am a little woman that stayed here, without underwear and on a single bed\u2026I got REAL rich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20970,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20969"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20971,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20969\/revisions\/20971"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}