While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth.
\nJust as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head.<\/p>\n
The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck.
\nHis daughter comes in with her date.<\/p>\n
The man explains the situation, and the daughter\u2019s date says,
\n\u201cI can get the peanut out.\u201d<\/p>\n
He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father\u2019s nose, and tells him to blow hard.
\nThe father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear.<\/p>\n
After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cIsn\u2019t he smart? I wonder what he plans to be.\u201d
\nThe father says, \u201cFrom the smell of his fingers,
\nI\u2019d say our son-in-law<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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