A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.<\/p>\n
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch,<\/p>\n
but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.<\/p>\n
Two cowboys applied for the job.<\/p>\n
One was gay and the other a drunk.<\/p>\n
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,<\/p>\n
figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.<\/p>\n
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.<\/p>\n
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well<\/p>\n
Then one day, the rancher\u2019s widow said to the hired hand,<\/p>\n
\u201cYou have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.<\/p>\n
You should go into town and kick up your heels.<\/p>\n
\u201d The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.<\/p>\n
One o\u2019clock came, however, and he didn\u2019t return.<\/p>\n
Two o\u2019clock and no hired hand.<\/p>\n
Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room,<\/p>\n
he found the rancher\u2019s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.<\/p>\n
She quietly called him over to her..<\/p>\n
\u201cUnbutton my blouse and take it off,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
Trembling, he did as she directed.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow take off my boots.\u201dHe did as she asked, ever so slowly.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow take off my socks.\u201dHe removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow take off my skirt.\u201dHe slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow take off my bra..\u201d Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.<\/p>\n
Then she looked at him and said, \u201cIf you ever wear my clothes into town again, you\u2019re fired.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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