John hoisted his beer and said:<\/p>\n
\u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of my life,
\nbetween the legs of my wife!\u201d<\/p>\n
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife,<\/p>\n
Mary, \u201cI won the prize for the best toast of the night.\u201d<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cWhat was your toast?\u2019<\/p>\n
John said: \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that is very nice indeed, John!\u201d Mary said.<\/p>\n
The next day, Mary ran into one of John\u2019s drinking buddies on the street corner.<\/p>\n
The man chuckled leeringly and said, \u201cJohn won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.\u201d<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cHe told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.<\/p>\n
You know, he\u2019s only been there twice in the last four years.<\/p>\n
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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