A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.<\/p>\n
The dentist examines him and says, \u201cThat new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man replies, \u201cAll I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything meat, toast, fish, veg tables, everything.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d says the dentist, \u201cthat\u2019s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It\u2019s eaten away your upper plate. I\u2019ll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy chrome?\u201d asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, \u201cIt\u2019s simple. Everyone knows that there\u2019s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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