A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv.<\/p>\n
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand, and began reading a book.<\/p>\n
Smiling, she decided to strike up a conversation.
\n\u201cHello there. Enjoying the day?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d he replied. \u201cThe sun and the sea are wonderful. And you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPerfect,\u201d she said. \u201cBut tell me, do you come here often?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOnly when the weather\u2019s nice,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
After a brief pause, she leaned closer and whispered,
\n\u201cTell me something \u2014 are you circumcised?\u201d<\/p>\n
He looked up from his book and said,
\n\u201cNo, I\u2019m not.\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled and said,
\n\u201cWell, then, you\u2019re not missing much!\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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