After retiring, I went to the Social Securiy office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver\u2019s License to verify my age.<\/p>\n
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, \u2018Unbutton your shirt\u2019.<\/p>\n
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, \u2018That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me\u2019 and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.<\/p>\n
She said, \u2018You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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