Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding. To his delight, she takes the seat beside him.<\/p>\n
Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, \u201cBusiness trip or holiday?\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiles and says, \u201cBusiness \u2013 the annual s*x convention in New York.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man swallows hard.<\/p>\n
Struggling to maintain his composure, he asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s your role at the convention then?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLecturer,\u201d she responds<\/p>\n
\u201cI use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about s*xuality.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cReally,\u201d the man says. \u201cWhat myths are those?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d the woman explains, \u201cone popular myth is that African men are the best endowed, when, in fact, it\u2019s the Native American Indians. Another misconception is that Frenchmen are the world\u2019s best lovers, when in fact men of Jewish descent are the best in bed. We have, however, found that the best overall lovers are the rednecks from southern USA.\u201d<\/p>\n
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m really sorry,\u201d she says, \u201cI shouldn\u2019t really be discussing this with you. I don\u2019t even know your name.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTonto,\u201d the man says<\/p>\n
\u201cTonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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