{"id":21218,"date":"2026-01-07T19:38:32","date_gmt":"2026-01-07T19:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21218"},"modified":"2026-01-07T19:38:32","modified_gmt":"2026-01-07T19:38:32","slug":"a-man-was-looking-for-a-place-to-sit-in-a-crowded-university-library","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21218","title":{"rendered":"A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, \u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d The girl replied, in a loud voice, NO, I DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1696-209x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1696-209x300.png 209w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/IMG_1696.png 279w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><br \/>\nAll the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.<\/p>\n<p>After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man\u2019s table and said with a laugh, \u201cI study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I bet you felt embarrassed, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man responded in a loud voice, \u201c$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? \u2026. I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!\u201d All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: \u201cI study law, and I know how to screw people.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, \u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d The&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21219,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21220,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21218\/revisions\/21220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}