A boy starts his first day at Walmart.<\/p>\n
His trainer says to him \u201cI\u2019ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it\u2019s done and you can look after the 3rd.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the trainer goes to the first customer and says \u201cCan I help you, m\u2019am?\u201d Lady goes \u201cI\u2019m looking for some garden hose.\u201d<\/p>\n
Trainer \u201cOkay 10, 20 or 30 ft?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady \u201c30ft.\u201d<\/p>\n
He takes her to where the hoses are and says \u201cAfter, can I interest you in a lawn mower?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy would I need a lawn mower?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell you\u2019re going to water your grass, the grass is going to grow and you\u2019re going to need to cut it. You\u2019ll need a lawnmower for that.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cActually yeah, I do need a lawnmower.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy is pretty impressed that his trainer was able to sell this lady a lawnmower.<\/p>\n
So the trainer goes to the second customer and says \u201cCan I help you, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man says \u201cYeah, I\u2019m looking for some fertilizer.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSure. 10, 20 or 30 pounds?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c20\u2033<\/p>\n
So the trainer takes the man to where the fertilizer is and says \u201cWhen you\u2019re done can I interest you in a new lawnmower?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy would I need a lawnmower?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell you\u2019re going to fertilize your grass, the grass is going to grow and you\u2019re going to need to cut it. You\u2019re going to need a lawnmower.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, actually, I do need a lawnmower\u201d.<\/p>\n
The boy at this point is amazed by his trainer\u2019s salesmanship.<\/p>\n
So now it\u2019s the boys turn to help a customer. He goes up to this lady and asks \u201cIs there something I can help you with today?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m looking for some tampons.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSure, 10, 20 or 30 pack?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c30 pack\u201d.<\/p>\n
So the boy takes the lady to where the tampons are and says \u201cWhen you\u2019re done can I interest you in a lawnmower?\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady looks at him confused as says \u201cWhat on earth would I need a lawnmower for?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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