John O\u2019Reilly raised his beer at the pub and proudly declared, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life\u2026 between the legs of me wife!\u201d<\/p>\n
The pub erupted in laughter, and John took home the prize for the best toast of the night.<\/p>\n
That evening, he strutted through the front door and told his wife, Mary, \u201cGuess what, love? I won the prize for the best toast at the pub!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, did ye now?\u201d Mary said. \u201cAnd what exactly was this fine toast of yours?\u201d<\/p>\n
Thinking quickly, John smiled and said, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life\u2026 sitting in church beside me wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
Mary beamed. \u201cAh, John, that\u2019s a lovely sentiment!\u201d<\/p>\n
The next day, Mary bumped into one of John\u2019s drinking buddies on the street corner. With a cheeky grin, the man said, \u201cMary, you should\u2019ve heard John\u2019s toast at the pub the other night\u2014it was about you!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAye, I know,\u201d Mary said, \u201cand I\u2019ll admit, I was surprised. After all, he\u2019s only been in there twice in the last four years\u2014once when I dragged him by the ears, and the other time when he fell asleep!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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