A husband leans over and asks his wife, \u201cdo you remember the first time we had make love together over fifty years ago?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes\u201d, she says, \u201cI remember it well.\u201d<\/p>\n
OK, he says, \u201cHow about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time\u2019s sake?\u201d \u201d<\/p>\n
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!\u201d<\/p>\n
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I\u2019ve got to see these two old-timers making love against a fence.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll just keep an eye on them so there\u2019s no trouble<\/p>\n
So he follows them.<\/p>\n
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.<\/p>\n
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.<\/p>\n
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his L trousers<\/p>\n
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in<\/p>\n
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious passionate love that the policeman has ever seen.<\/p>\n
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.<\/p>\n
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.<\/p>\n
The policeman is amazed.<\/p>\n
He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn\u2019t know.<\/p>\n
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.<\/p>\n
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I\u2019ve got to ask them what their secret is<\/p>\n
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, \u201cExcuse me, but that was something else.<\/p>\n
You must\u2019ve had a fantastic make love life together<\/p>\n
Is there some sort of secret to this?<\/p>\n
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, \u201cFifty years ago that wasn\u2019t an electric fence.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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