An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.<\/p>\n
He leaned closer while the old drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring,<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, it looks plastic.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding,<\/p>\n
\u201cBut it feels like rubber.\u201d<\/p>\n
Curious, the attorney asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you have there?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old drunk replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber.\u201d<\/p>\n
The attorney responded,<\/p>\n
\u201cLet me take a look.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the old drunk handed it over and the lawyer rolled between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it.<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don\u2019t know what it is. Where did you get it?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old drunk man replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cOut of my nose!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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