An 80-year-old lady is sitting at the bar at Harpoon Harry\u2019s, waiting for her husband.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, a very handsome man walks in and takes a seat a few stools away.<\/p>\n
He\u2019s so good-looking that she can\u2019t take her eyes off him.<\/p>\n
After a while, the man notices her staring and decides to approach her. Before she can apologize, he looks deeply into her eyes and says in a sultry tone,<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll do anything you want. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. It doesn\u2019t matter how extreme or unusual, I\u2019ll do it. All for $100 cash. But there\u2019s one condition.\u201d<\/p>\n
Completely caught off guard, the lady asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the condition?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man smirks and replies, \u201cYou have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady thinks for a moment, then reaches into her handbag, pulls out $100, and hands it to him. She smiles, looks him right in the eye, and clearly says, \u201cPaint my house!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man stands there, stunned, as she casually sips her drink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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