{"id":21406,"date":"2026-01-30T00:38:41","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T00:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21406"},"modified":"2026-01-30T00:38:41","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T00:38:41","slug":"he-saw-6-feet-in-bed-so-his-wife-made-him-count-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21406","title":{"rendered":"He Saw 6 Feet In Bed So His Wife Made Him Count Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When it comes to jokes, we all tend to have our own personal likes and dislikes. Some of them tend to make us crack up and others just put a simple smile on our face.<\/p>\n<p>One of the times when we tend to laugh the most is when something unexpected happens. There are times when we see the punchline coming, but if we don\u2019t, it can really get us going.<\/p>\n<p>That is why we are so happy with the joke below. It starts out funny but it gets even better as you go along.<\/p>\n<p>A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband\u2019s key in the door.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStay where you are,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s so drunk he won\u2019t even notice you\u2019re in bed with me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re so drunk you miscounted,\u201d said the wife.<\/p>\n<p>Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.<\/p>\n<p>The husband climbed out of bed and counted.<\/p>\n<p>One, two, three, four, you\u2019re right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When it comes to jokes, we all tend to have our own personal likes and dislikes. Some of them tend to make us crack up and others&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21408,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21406\/revisions\/21408"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}