An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.<\/p>\n
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn\u2019t have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.<\/p>\n
\u201cMonday\u2019s the best night when my husband goes out to darts,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.<\/p>\n
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed.<\/p>\n
She was surprised to see that the lass didn\u2019t have any pubic hair.<\/p>\n
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.<\/p>\n
He didn\u2019t believe her, so she said:<\/p>\n
\u201cNext Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you shave?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d replied the girl.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, yes,\u201d said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department \u2026 very generously indeed.<\/p>\n
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.<\/p>\n
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, \u201cDid you see it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d he said,<\/p>\n
\u201cBut why the hell did you have to show her yours.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy ever are you worried about that?\u201d<\/p>\n
she said. \u201cYou\u2019ve seen it often enough before.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI know,\u201d he said,<\/p>\n
\u201cbut the darts team hadn\u2019t!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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