A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them.<\/p>\n
When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said,
\n\u201cI am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn\u2019t have your seat belt fastened.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cI did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car.\u201d
\nThe Patrol Man said to the man\u2019s wife, \u201cI know he didn\u2019t have his seatbelt fastened. Isn\u2019t that right, lady?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replied,
\n\u201cWell, officer.
\nI learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he\u2019s drunk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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