{"id":21695,"date":"2026-02-17T01:24:17","date_gmt":"2026-02-17T01:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21695"},"modified":"2026-02-17T01:24:17","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T01:24:17","slug":"the-well-dressed-gentleman-watched-an-old-man-fish-in-a-puddle-outside-a-pub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21695","title":{"rendered":"The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.<br \/>\nSo he invited the old man inside for a drink.<\/p>\n<p>As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he\u2019d humor the old man and asked,<br \/>\n\u201cSo how many have you caught today?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2302-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21696\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2302-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2302-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2302-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2302.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nThe old man replied,<br \/>\n\u201cYou\u2019re the eighth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21696,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21697,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21695\/revisions\/21697"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}