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\nA police officer pulls over a car full of old women.<\/p>\n
\nA police officer pulls over a car full of old women.<\/p>\n
He says, \u201cMa\u2019am, you realize you can\u2019t drive that slow on the highway. It\u2019s dangerous.\u201d<\/p>\n
She responds, \u201cIsn\u2019t the speed limit 33?\u201d<\/p>\n
Laughing, the cop says, \u201cNo, man, this is Highway 33. That\u2019s not the speed limit.\u201d<\/p>\n
He looks into the back of the car, and the women are frightened. He asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with them?\u201d<\/p>\n
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The lady says, \u201cI don\u2019t know. We just came off Highway 144.\u201d<\/p>\n
A man is talking to his best friend about married life.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know,\u201d he says, \u201cI really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there\u2019s always that doubt.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friend says, \u201cYeah, I know what you mean.\u201d<\/p>\n
A couple of weeks later the man has to go out of town on business. Before he goes, he gets together with his friend.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhile I\u2019m away, could you do me a favor? Could you watch my house and see if there is anything fishy going on? I mean, I trust my wife but there\u2019s always that doubt.\u201d<\/p>\n
The friend agrees to help out, and the man leaves town.<\/p>\n
Two weeks later he comes back and meets his friend.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo did anything happen?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI have some bad news for you,\u201d says the friend.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe day after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. The horn honked and your wife ran out and got into the car and they drove away. Later, after dark, the car came back. I saw your wife and a strange man get out. They went into the house and I saw a light go on, so I ran over and looked in the window. Your wife was kissing the man. Then he took off his shirt. Then she took off her blouse. Then they turned off the light.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen what happened?\u201d says the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know. It was too dark to see.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDamn, you see what I mean? There\u2019s always that doubt.\u201d<\/p>\n
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.<\/p>\n
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?<\/p>\n
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, \u201cI don\u2019t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,\u2019\u201c and he left.<\/p>\n
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn\u2019t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven?<\/p>\n
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. \u201cYes,\u201d he informed the couple, \u201cYou can get married in Heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGreat!\u201d said the couple, \u201cBut we were just wondering, what if things don\u2019t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?\u201d<\/p>\n
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d asked the frightened couple. \u201cOh, come on!,\u201d St. Peter shouted, \u201cIt took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it\u2019ll take me to find a lawyer?\u201d
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