{"id":21734,"date":"2026-02-20T18:50:23","date_gmt":"2026-02-20T18:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21734"},"modified":"2026-02-20T18:50:23","modified_gmt":"2026-02-20T18:50:23","slug":"a-woman-was-having-a-passionate-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21734","title":{"rendered":"A woman was having a passionate affair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2346-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2346-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2346.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nA woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cQuick,\u201d said the woman to her lover, \u201cinto the closet!\u201d, and she pushed him into the closet tark undressed. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the the man in the closet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho are you?\u201d he asked him. \u201cI\u2019m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,\u201d said the exterminator. What are you doing in there?\u201d the husband asked. I\u2019m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,\u201d the man replied. And where are your clothes?\u201d asked the husband.<\/p>\n<p>The man looked down at himself and said, \u201cThose little bastards!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21735,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21736,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21734\/revisions\/21736"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}