A man standing at a urinal notices that he\u2019s being watched by a midget.<\/p>\n
\u201cWow,\u201d comments the midget.<\/p>\n
\u201cThose are the nicest balls I have ever seen!\u201d<\/p>\n
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cListen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they\u2019re so admirable,<\/p>\n
I wonder if I could take a closer look.\u201d<\/p>\n
Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it.<\/p>\n
Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man\u2019s balls, and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cOK, hand me your wallet,<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll jump off the ladder<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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