{"id":21760,"date":"2026-02-22T18:46:56","date_gmt":"2026-02-22T18:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21760"},"modified":"2026-02-22T18:46:56","modified_gmt":"2026-02-22T18:46:56","slug":"the-pretty-secretary-came-in-late-for-work-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21760","title":{"rendered":"The pretty secretary came in late for work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2365-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21761\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2365-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2365.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nThe pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.<\/p>\n<p>The boss called her into his office and said, \u201cNow look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that\u2019s over.<\/p>\n<p>I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boss pressed on, \u201cWho told you you could come and go as youplease around here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said,. . . . \u201cMy lawyer. \u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, \u201cNow look Sharon, Iknow&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21761,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21762,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21760\/revisions\/21762"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}